Regifting Expert Gifts

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Things I've learned...

Santa called but you were out!

CEO.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"