Gift Anticipation Expert Gifts

'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

CEO.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"