Gift Givers' Guru Gifts

'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'They're dog roses!'

Santa called but you were out!

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Tipping Pain Chart

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Christmas Dwarves

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Honey badger do care.

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

inflation at Christmas

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."