Gift-opening Guru Gifts

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

King Kongs first christmas

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

CEO.

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."