Gift Gurus Gifts

'364 and 1/2 days until Christmas!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?'

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Santa called but you were out!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

CEO.

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Honey badger do care.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"