Gift Gurus Gifts

'364 and 1/2 days until Christmas!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?'

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Santa called but you were out!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

CEO.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Honey badger do care.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'It's my stool sample.'

"I'll have all that, and this."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'