Gift Idea Guru Gifts

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Santa called but you were out!

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Valentines Day truck

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Honey badger do care.

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'