Gift Guessing Guru Gifts

After a lifetime of shaking Christmas gifts, Katie became an inevitable airport security officer.

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Santa called but you were out!

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Dadonomics

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'