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Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Santa called but you were out!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Dadonomics

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'