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'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

celebrating a birth.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Valentines Day truck

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

A feminist Christmas.