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Honey badger do care.

"Done saving the world for today."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Cat Reunion

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Thank you bubbles

Kirsten Johnson

Santa called but you were out!

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Regifts of the Magi

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Valentines Day truck

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'