Gift Givers' Guru T-Shirts

'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'They're dog roses!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Tipping Pain Chart

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Honey badger do care.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

inflation at Christmas

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Do you have all those things in stock?"