"It's my birthday, do you want to see what you brought me?"
Self-gifting Guru T-Shirts
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Beach con-man.
'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'
"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.
'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'
"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."
"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
'They're dog roses!'
It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".
Santa called but you were out!
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide
"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."
Tipping Pain Chart
It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!
'I gotta bad feeling about this.'
'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'
Regifts of the Magi
Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.
Valentines Day truck
C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?
"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."
Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!
Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.
"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"
"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."
"It says here we should get a lodger."
'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'
"I knew you'd understand."
"That was classic me."
'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'
'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'
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Self-gifting Guru Mugs
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