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"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

King Kongs first christmas

Santa called but you were out!

CEO.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Valentines Day truck

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'It's my stool sample.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Do you have all those things in stock?"