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"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'...and this year I can do without the usual 'nice new toothbrush.''