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'I've made a list of Christmas presents you can surprise me with this year.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Santa called but you were out!

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Bad gifts

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

Santa relaxes by Fire

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Wedding Invites

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'