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'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Christmas Presents.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Bad gifts

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Survival kit

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Santa relaxes by Fire

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

About Santa 2017.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

School Trip To The Beach

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

Fly-drive

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

'Cookies and cream!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Giraffe helping with a date.

'Happy Birthday To You...'

a drink at the pub

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"