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a drink at the pub

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Fly-drive

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"