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Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

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You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You got sticky notes.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

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'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Smart bloke.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"