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"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A wiser and a better man

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Concern Chart

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Smart bloke.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

a drink at the pub

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

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