Careful Planner Gifts

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

A wiser and a better man

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Concern Chart

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

School Trip To The Beach

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Smart bloke.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.