Creative Planner Gifts

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

Rome wasn't built in a day.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

School Trip To The Beach

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

a drink at the pub

Acme Crazy Straws

Homework eaten $2

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

"Hold on. Hey, Smiley! Ooh sorry...I can't! I'm heading out to play soccer with Cruz!"

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'