Creative Planner Gifts

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's still at the concept stage."

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

Rome wasn't built in a day.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

Acme Crazy Straws

Homework eaten $2

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."