Creative Planning Gifts

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Empty box of ideas

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Use your imagination.

Eureka!

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Worry tank

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."