Artistic Planner Gifts

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

Acme Crazy Straws

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Rome wasn't built in a day.