Ambitious Planner Gifts

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."