Adventurous Planner Gifts

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

Creative Baby.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

Safari.

Planned service changes

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Fight or flight?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."