Daring Planner Gifts

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Acme Crazy Straws

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.