Eager Planner Gifts

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"My schedule is just nuts."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"My career was on the launching pad."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

School Trip To The Beach

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"Yessir warmer weather will be moving in any day now."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

Acme Crazy Straws

O Christmas Tree...

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

Homework eaten $2

"Are we celebrating the start of the new year or having survived the old one?"