Early Planner Extraordinaire Gifts

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Cake Escape

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You got sticky notes.'

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

O Christmas Tree...

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

Acme Crazy Straws