"Good news, hon. They defunded planned parenthood."
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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
"Were we expecting a baby?"
Grounded
"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
The Tunnel Of Love
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
New arrival
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'
Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'
"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"
Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
Preventive medicine.
'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'
'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'
"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"
"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."
Prenuptial Wedding Cake
Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress
'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'
"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
IVF assessment centre.
'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'
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