Tech-savvy Planner Gifts

'You got sticky notes.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

G.P.S. For the Home

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a letter to Santa...'-'Can you just text him?'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'Smart bloke.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

www.canyoudomyhomeworkforme.com

Homework eaten $2

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

Observe, Prepare, Act

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

I want to keep this short so get rid of the sleeping bag and the provisions.

"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Once they figure out how to connect the two desk boxes to computers, I'm out of a job.

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'