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'You got sticky notes.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

G.P.S. For the Home

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'It's a letter to Santa...'-'Can you just text him?'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'Smart bloke.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

www.canyoudomyhomeworkforme.com

Homework eaten $2

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Observe, Prepare, Act

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

I want to keep this short so get rid of the sleeping bag and the provisions.

"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

Once they figure out how to connect the two desk boxes to computers, I'm out of a job.

With so many people doing their Christmas shopping online, the Salvation Army has had to try a new strategy with its bell ringers.

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."