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Once they figure out how to connect the two desk boxes to computers, I'm out of a job.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Barcode Dreams

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Saving for College.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'