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G.P.S. For the Home

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

One Thing / Another

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.