Tech-savvy Organizer Prints

I heard you got sixteen phone numbers at the women's march. Shame! Well, you heard wrong, Sadie. I got 1,600. But it's not what you think. I'm helping to create a vast network of people to fight all the coming anti-woman legislation. Oh. Well … all right, then. Where'd you put all those numbers, some sort of computer machine? No, I put 'em right here. I know a little black book when I see one! It's an iPhone.

G.P.S. For the Home

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

One Thing / Another

"Buy my data $20"

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Have you considered using email?

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Employee performance review software.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."