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"I need another book on decluttering. Can't find the last two I borrowed."

'Well make up your mind, is it in or out?'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.