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Must... Remember...

'Rule 1. If you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.'

Pens in a kangaroo's pouch

Father Time Management

I recently read "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up." It's changed my life, minion. Pay attention. May involve me. The reason a lot of us never have a truly clean house is, we settle. Settlers. Pilgrims. Turkey. Our clothes, for instance. Out closets are full of stuff we're just ok with. What should we do is take everything out, lay it all on the bed, go through it ... and anything we have to think about keeping, we toss. Floss. The only things you should keep in your closet are the ones that

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

I say this for him: he keeps a tidy desk.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'

"So, how'd the big housecleaning project go?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Here and There Trays

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Organization is not rocket science!

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Maybe clean out your wallet

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"