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'How may I help you?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Staff support"

Out and In.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Stationery Shop

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

In - Out - Pending.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tie Rolls

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Man with post it note

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists