Organisational Wizard Prints

'How may I help you?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Staff support"

Out and In.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Stationery Shop

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Man with post it note

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Tie Rolls

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'