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'Easter already, time to start writing the Christmas cards.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

Out and In.

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

City Auctioneers.

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Planning Department.'

"Leave the dictation for now, Janice, and take this call, please."

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.

"Let's plug it up and start somewhere new."

"Not all the job cuts had the catastrophic effects we'd worried about."

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Staff support"

"It'll be quicker if we split up our kids' teachers between us. I'll see the ones for Andrea..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

Stationery Shop

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'