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'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Profit Margin' v 'Blood Pressure'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'Strategic Manager' and 'Just sort of randomly making stuff up as they go along manager'.

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

An overachieving headless chicken.

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

Lemonade 10 Cents.

Bank manager approving 'Liquidator.com' business plan

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"Interesting, the sales graph goes like this every time you go on one of your sales trips."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'

'Our market analysis is in.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Ecstatic 'R' Us: 'They've just announced massive profits.'

'Wimbledon brings out the best in people...'

It was great. The program showed profits and sales were up 95. Then I discovered my computer had a virus.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Staff support"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Out and In.

"What's a debenture?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."