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"I'm only concerned with the neighborhood economy right now."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Staff support"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Out and In.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"