Organizing Whiz T-Shirts

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

"Staff support"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Out and In.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.