Organizing Whiz Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Staff support"

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Out and In.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'