Organization Whiz Gifts

Why the laptop was developed.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'I want a house with more counter space.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Staff support"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Out and In.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Multi-tasking.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

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