Informational Whiz Gifts

News. Economy Grows. They say the economy is growing! Probably, it's certainly outgrown me!

"Staff support"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Big Bang Theory.

Out and In.

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gadget geek.

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance