Internet Whiz Gifts

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gadget geek.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Technologies and distance classes

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