Computer Whizz Gifts

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

"Baldo, how can I create a new folder so I can move these files but not these others?"

"It's not so much that I'm a whizz on the net as you being stupid."

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Digital Family

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."