Techie Whiz Gifts

"Sorry to get you out of school this early, son, but I need your help with this computer."

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'