Techie Whiz Pillows

"Sorry to get you out of school this early, son, but I need your help with this computer."

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"