Technology Whiz Pillows

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Computer Sales: Kid Wanted - To train adults in computers.

"Thanks for washing the duvet cover. Have you seen the cat?"

Internet Possessed Mind

If you want to spend a quiet evening at home conversing, I'll get our texting phones.

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'